From: marcs@wam.umd.edu (Mean Mister Mustard) Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc Subject: The Annotated RADIOACTIVE MAN #1! Date: 16 Jun 1994 06:26:03 GMT Since you demanded it... (well, okay, since Dan proposed it as a joke and I took him seriously...) THE ANNOTATED RADIOACTIVE MAN!!! Radioactive Man Issue #1 Compiled by Marc Singer (marcs@wam.umd.edu) Note: RADIOACTIVE MAN is published by Bongo Entertainment Inc, and "Radioactive Man" is property of Fox TV. These annotations are written without their permission. Let's just keep them our little secret, okay? A few general notes: RADIOACTIVE MAN is a six-part limited series published in 1994. However, the comic RADIOACTIVE MAN, which was first introduced on the TV show "The Simpsons," has supposedly been printed continuously since the 1950s. The current series is maintaining that facade, by printing each issue as if it were written many years ago. Thus, the first issue, which was supposedly written in 1952, is told in the style of a 1950s comic (complete with giant props!). Issues are spaced as much as a decade apart: the second issue is set in 1962, the third in 1972, etc. In these annotations, I use the fictional numbering of the issues themselves. The second issue is called #88, the third is called #216, and so on... RADIOACTIVE MAN #1, "Nov. 1952" "The Origin of Radioactive Man"/"Dr. Crab's Commie Comics" Steve Vance: Script, layouts Bill Morrison: Finished art Cindy Vance: Co-plot, colors Matt Groening: Has his name splashed all over the place, and wrote a little blurb on the inside front cover, but otherwise just collecting a royalty check Additional art assists by Ray Johnson, Abel Laxamana, Phil Ortiz, Dominic Polcino, and Mike Polcino Page 2: Claude Eane III (soon to become Radioactive Man) is a lazy playboy socialite, like many of the earlier heroes -- Ted (Starman) Knight springs to mind. And those initials of his... CK... I think some other superhero has them, but I just can't remember who, by Rao... panel 2: First appearance of Gloria Grand, the gal journalist who sets RM's heart aflutter. Note the alliterative initials, like Superman's Lois Lane. In fact, Gloria's rejection of Claude is similar to Lois's rejection of Clark... but Gloria really thinks Claude is an idiot. Also, check out Gloria's hairstyle. It changes each issue; this time it's got a very fiftiesish look. Pages 3-6: Claude's stumbling through a test site is reminiscent of Rick Jones, sidekick to the Hulk. Getting his powers by being ground zero at a bomb test evokes the Hulk himself. Also, note that page 5, panels 5-6, and page 6 more or less copy the panels of the RADIOACTIVE MAN comic seen in the second-season "Simpsons" episode, "Three Men and a Comic Book," in which Bart and friends buy a copy of RADIOACTIVE MAN #1. However, the TV comic didn't have so many big splash pages. Page 4, panel 3: A general, reminiscent of "Thunderbolt" Ross from the Hulk's origin. Page 10, panel 6: Claude's posing in front of a big window, trying to think of a disguise... I'm kind of surprised that he doesn't get inspired by seeing an atom come crashing through that window. :) "Nuclei are a cowardly, superstitious lot..." Page 12, panel 1: The first appearance of Dr. Crab, RM's archenemy and the guy who was indirectly responsible for his creation (see the ultrastereotypical commie spy's comments on page 3, panel 1). Later, Crab will mutate into a more crustacean form, but now he looks a lot like Capt. Marvel's nemesis Dr. Sivana, don't he? Page 13, panel 6: "J. Westminster Fullbright" is a parody of R. Buckminster Fuller, the architect who invented the geodesic dome which RM just stole. Page 14, panel 3: Can anyone say "Fortress of Solitude"? Page 15, panel 3: "Hartley" is obviously Archie, America's favorite bland unfunny cartoon teenager. J.J. Bellwether is presumably the publisher of Archie Comics... anyone know who that really was? A side note: a "bellwether" is a term for someone who leads the flock, taken from the practice of belling the leader of a flock of sheep. J.J. Bellwether's name indicates that he's spinelessly and shamelessly trying to lead all his fellow publishers away from "controversial" comics. panel 5: The big Z for WZEN towers over Zenith, evoking the Daily Planet globe's presence over Metropolis. Page 16, panel 1: Gretchen Grille, society reporter, sbems to be a rival for Ms. Grand (although neither one really likes Claude). She's the Lana Lang to Gloria's Lois -- and they have the same "GG" initials, just as all of Superman's women had the initials LL. Page 17, panel 2: First appearance (in a photograph) of Rod Runtledge, who will later become RM's sidekick, Fallout Boy. panel 6: "Finger's House of Giant Props" pays homage to Bill Finger, the Batman writer who wrote all the stories that had giant typewriters, pens, etc. (much like the ones contained in the warehouse) dotring Gotham City's skyline. Page 18, panel 4: "Frankie Costanza" = Frank Sinatra? Page 19, panel 6: The "SPRANG!" sound effect is, of course, a tribute to Dick Sprang, the Batman artist who drew many of those giant-prop stories. Page 22, panel 3: I'm ashamed to say that I didn't get the joke behind Rod having an "Aunt June" until I read RM #88 and realized that Rod is patterned after Peter Parker... groan... Page 23: Obviously a poke at the lurid EC comics of the 1950s. The "MC" logo resembles EC's, with the M presumably standing for publisher "William G. Maimes" (a parody name for EC's publisher, William C. Gaines). Page 24, panel 3: "Dr. Hedrick Hertzmann": a parody of Dr. Frederic Wertham, the "authority" who condemned comics for allegedly corrupting children in his now-infamous book _Seduction of the Innocent_. Page 26, panel 2: Note that Radioactive Man only wins through dumb luck (both here and at the prop warehouse). This is the start of a trend... most of RM's "victories" are only attributable to a) Dumb Luck, b) That Darg Lightning Bolt in His Head, or c) Fallout Boy, or any combination thereof. panel 4: Crab's escape rocket bears a suspicious resemblance to the pre-Crisis rendition of the rocket that carried Superman to Earth. Page 27, panel 3: The first appearance of Richard Nixon, who has been seen in every RM issue so far. In real life, Nixon was indeed on the House Un-American Activities Committee, which led the anti-Communist witch hunts even before Joe McCarthy. In fact, Nixon got his political career started by pandering to thb public's fear of Communism. His presence here, while a parody, isn't that much of a stretch. Page 28, panel 1: Maimes is getting dragged off to jail. In real life, the anti-comics furor (which was fanned by Dr. Wertham) resulted in most of William Gaines' EC comics getting discontinued, because they were too "corrupting." The only Gaines book that survived was MAD magazine. And the now-toothless Comics Code Authority was established; for many years, the CCA strictly regulated what comics could and could not print. Many of dts provisions were specifically targeted at EC Comics: I believe it forbade any comic from using the word "Crypt" in its title, for instance. You have to wonder what people were drinking back then to make them act so crazy. Hmmm, maybe it *was* the fluoride... :) panel 2: Of course, we all know about Nixon and his taping system, don't we? :) Page 29, panel 2: Note the acronym for the Cartoon Conduct Code Program (a parody name for the CCA), which was ostensibly established to oppose totalitarian ideas... Ad at bottgm of page: DC used to run ads for other titles on the bottom third of the final pages of their stories, space permitting. And note that Simpsons Comics #1 has a cover parodying Fantastic Four #1. Back cover: A parody of those old Charles Atlas ads. Atlas advertised "dynamic tension," not "dramatic tension." (I wonder if there will ever be an Atlasman/Flex Mentallo crossover?) And little Mac finds himself in a situation very similar to that of young Bruce Wayne... Well, that's it for now. You can send any additions, corrections, clarifications, comments, or vehement tirades to me at marcs@wam.umd.edu, or just post them to rec.arts.comics.misc. Let me know if you want to see more of these. I'm currently planning to annotate the rest of the series, unless of course I get a torrent of angry letters telling me to never publish them again. In which case, I'll send extra copies of the annotations to those people's mailboxes. Thanks for reading, Bongo Believers! Exacerbate!!! Marc